…one of my favourite songs

“Are you a cactus? Are you a bird? Are you a chicken? Chicken chicken chicken chicken, fat fat fat, big big big CHICKEN!”

My youngest made this up. I had to learn the words, paying special attention to the fact that there are four repetitions of chicken yet only three of fat and big. My advice to you, should you wish to learn this for yourself is to repeat it ad nauseum. And don’t forget to shout CHICKEN at the end, or if you do forget, hastily correct yourself. This is vitally important as any slips will require a complete run through. You have been warned.